Moooi Horse Floor Lamp

This lamp pleases me in a ridiculous, overkill, repulsive way. Just think of what I could buy for $7,806.00...it would not include this glorious lamp.

Fodder was the name of my father's horse. Unlike most odd-toed ungulate mammals, this one lived inside our house. We had a large farmhouse. Its hallways and entrances were of proper size, fitted for quadrupeds with large haunches. The reason why this product leaves me so enthused is the uncanny coincidence of this having a lamp on it's head. You see, when my father rested after a long day of labor, he would settle into his favorite chair and read his favorite books. Fodder would trot over and lean over his should as if reading to him. This product imitates such behavior when we place the lamp over my father's shoulder so that he may read while feeling the comfort of ole' Fodder reading over my father's shoulder. The lamp is of exquisite design. It accepts most, if any light bulbs, with the exceptions of smaller ones such as Christmas lights. I do not recommend sitting on the back of it. It will break. Spurring it with "giddy-ups" will only shatter the sides and putting Joker-like make up on it makes it look very offensive to older people. I will search for more lamps similar to this.

Upon the passing of Finnigan, whom was my champion Holsteiner dressage horse, I sought something to fill the void that only I thought an equestrian stallion could satisfy. After weeks of mulling around in stables with local breeders, my depression began to take hold. I needed a big black stallion to comfort me -- this lamp did just that. After making this purchase, of which I at first didn't think I could handle, I was pleasantly surprised by how big but manageable it was. After positioning it just right it did what it needed to do. While I can't mount it like my previous steed it does bring me a great visual reminder of Finnigan's lust and power.